April 1st: My Least Favorite Day of Blogging

My one neighbor is a rather crotchety old guy who literally has a sign saying "get off my lawn."  Actually, it's designed to keep dogs off his lawn* - but really, since when can dogs read?

*He seems to have no problem letting his dog poop on my lawn it should be noted.

Anyhow, the only reason I bring up my neighbor is because on April 1st I feel like the old crotchety guy.  I have no time for jokes, pranks, or other tomfoolery.  I don't really enjoy reading fake "I quits" or "Topps is being sued" or whatever.  I did enjoy the Topps Monopoly set that was made a few years ago but otherwise...meh.

Sorry to be such a sourpuss.

But seriously.

Get off my lawn.