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My one neighbor is a rather crotchety old guy who literally has a sign saying "get off my lawn." Actually, it's designed to keep dogs off his lawn* - but really, since when can dogs read?
*He seems to have no problem letting his dog poop on my lawn it should be noted.
Anyhow, the only reason I bring up my neighbor is because on April 1st I feel like the old crotchety guy. I have no time for jokes, pranks, or other tomfoolery. I don't really enjoy reading fake "I quits" or "Topps is being sued" or whatever. I did enjoy the Topps Monopoly set that was made a few years ago but otherwise...meh.
Sorry to be such a sourpuss.
But seriously.
Get off my lawn.
*He seems to have no problem letting his dog poop on my lawn it should be noted.
Anyhow, the only reason I bring up my neighbor is because on April 1st I feel like the old crotchety guy. I have no time for jokes, pranks, or other tomfoolery. I don't really enjoy reading fake "I quits" or "Topps is being sued" or whatever. I did enjoy the Topps Monopoly set that was made a few years ago but otherwise...meh.
Sorry to be such a sourpuss.
But seriously.
Get off my lawn.
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I'm with you.
ReplyDeleteOH, how I love rolling around on a freshly manicured lawn though...
ReplyDeletesincerely,
the dog!!